“Come sit down, Child. Gently put your hands on my crystal ball,” I say, directing you into my dimly lit fortune teller studio. I’m wearing a Stevie Nicks-inspired black lace shawl and gold hoop earrings.
“You’d like to know if you should publish guest blog posts on your website, yes? Let’s ask.”
My long, blood-red fingernail taps on the glass, as a thick fog swirls underneath the surface of the orb for several minutes.
“Looks like I can’t help you. Good thing you paid in advance.”
And with a swift kick in the rear, you exit the studio without an answer.
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